Every now and then here at the radio stations we have something called "Food Day".  Food Day is always amazing. Basically everyone brings in a little something like a cheese ball or some summer sausage, or cookies, you know, and we have a little communal snack day.  Well this year's party has brought a bit of a controversy in the Moreland Household.

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See This?  I'm sure you've seen these crackers before. I'm sure you've enjoyed them from time to time.  Maybe with some cheese that comes from an aerosol can.

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They're perfectly fine crackers.  Nothing particularly exciting about them, but they're alright.  I don't buy them in general, so that's why this is happening now.

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Look at that picture.  That says Chicken In A Biskit.  It's not spelled correctly (I believe it's spelled with "Flair"), but clearly the intention is to say this is a chicken in a biscuit form.  Some places in Europe call a cookie or a cracker a biscuit, so it makes sense.

But Husbando, he makes no sense. None Whatsoever.  He insists this snack product is pronounced "Chicken In A BASKET".

What is this nonsense?  Who did I marry?  I know he has selective sight ("I already looked there, babe, we're out...") but selective READING too? Who hurt him? Why is he like this?  I just... don't understand. I have pointed out to him the presence of the letter I in the word "biskit", and it does nothing.  He insists to pronounce it "basket".

Surely he is completely and totally wrong.  I mean, you agree with me, right? It's biskit, not basket! Settle this debate for me, please!

Basketly yours,
Behka

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