Opinion

Everybody else . . . as you were, none of this will come as a surprise.

I guess you could say I'm a creature of habit.

Montana.. you good?

Maybe that means I'm a jerk.

I get it, we're trying to be safer and better.

I didn't want to be a creeper on someone else's property.

You don't have to have access to a school cafeteria to get that unique rectangle school pizza. You can make it at home.

"Whoa, pump the brakes, bro."

"I bet I won't get even one share!"

"Okay, now here's how your story applies to ME."