Opinion

Computer Slump is real.

"Not that I know what licking cardboard tastes like, I assure you."

You certainly aren't very important to the credit card company that wants to lower your interest rate.

"They" might need to be consulted.

Those were my favorite sneakers.

There can be only one.

There's a big rock turtle guy who decides when the run rises.

This is a hot...potato.

It's kind of.. calming to watch.

Aiiiiiish. I need suggestions, gentle reader.