The Cricket Invasion Is Overtaking The Station
I thought it was just me at first. But it seems like everywhere I go in this building, I'm seeing tiny little crickets. They just kind of lay there most of the time, just lying in wait. Sometimes I can see them on the carpet, but it's a darker colored carpet so sometimes I don't see them.
But I am seeing them. I've had confirmation that others are seeing them.
I swear, I've seen at least ten in the last week. And I know I saw at least three today. One of them managed to get inside my studio. It jumped up on my board! I had to get a flyswatter and deal with it. I was just glad it didn't jump up and startle me when I was on the air.
One managed to hide in my office for a couple of hours. I couldn't find him to save my life. He just kind of croaked from an indiscernible location.
I for one, will not cave in to the cricket infestation. I will fight their unholy hoards until every one of them are ceased to be. I will fight back against a whole orchestra of crickets (that is the real term for a group of crickets, by the way. Thanks, Google!) with my last breath! When I was a kid I had my bedroom in the basement. I have many a memory of not being able to sleep because I couldn't find and destroy a chirping cricket in or near my room. I have honed my cricket destroying skills over many years of anger.
Here they come. Wish me luck.
Acheta assimilisingly yours,