Bugs

This is one fuzzy caterpillar you don't want to touch. So how common is it to run into one of these in West Central Missouri?

SPLAT.

They're hanging out in the trees, trying to get some action...and well, they're going to pee on you.

Two cats, my Father and Husbando would have been in my bathroom wondering what the hell crime had been committed before the sun was even up yet.

SPLAT.

Sure, I may have an advantage, but Bambi might have a grudge.

My Grandma found one behind my ear once.

I was 100% sure it was going to bite off a toe or give me rabies or some other horrible disease.

SPLAT.

Itchy, itchy.