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Since he doesn't read this anyway, let's celebrate his birthday in style.

FINALLY, I can write up something about the phenomenon of cats holding pizza slices.

He said it was just as gross as the idea of the Pumpkin Spice mac and cheese I had told him about.

Anyway, yes, this is 100% real.

The little chicken on the front of the packaging looked like he was mocking me.

After all, if you can't make fun of the ones you love, what can you do?

I'm not the best chef out there and Ted Allen just makes it look too easy.

Everyone is working from home!

It has never even OCCURRED to me to do it.

But do they play with their toys? Of course not. That would be ridiculous.