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Historic times call for prehistoric measures.

For all of your "businessman sucking on a pacifier" needs.

I just don't know if I have anything I want to put on my body permanently, you know?

A+.

NASA brought it.

Since he doesn't read this anyway, let's celebrate his birthday in style.

See, back then, you had cameras that were not phones.

"You don't look sick!"

And that's not even all of them.

Better than "salt", I guess.