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Candy Hearts You Definitely Don’t Want to See This Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day will be here before you know it, and if you’ve been single for Valentine’s Day before, you know it’s no fun. However, it could be a lot worse: you could be on the receiving end of one of these insane candy hearts…

Candy Hearts

Yikes, not exactly the way you want to start off Valentine’s Day. Is the candy supposed to be a way to let you down easy?

 

Candy Hearts

Consider it a compliment. Besides, it could be worse. Your mom probably got the one that said “MILF” on it.

 

Candy Hearts

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Your friend probably doesn’t go for guys that cant spell “your” anyway, right?

 

Candy Hearts

Thanks for the reminder. It doesn’t change the fact that you’re chowing down on them, eating away your sorrows and trying to make it through this ridiculous holiday.

 

Candy Hearts

Just remember that no matter how miserable you are on Valentine’s Day, there’s no way your as miserable as the guy trying to juggle two women at the same time on Valentine’s Day. Maybe you can sneak an “I Cheated” heart into his other lady’s candy and really ruin his day.

 

Candy Hearts

Maybe they should just keep a box of these ones behind the bar. Better yet, they should make breath mints that say this on them!

 

Candy Hearts

Yeesh, seems a bit clingy. Like, psychopathic killer clingy…

 

Candy Hearts

No candlelight dinner, fancy chocolates or expensive jewelry this year. How about a quick run through the drive-thru and a nice Netflix binge for the evening?

 

Candy Hearts

Ewwwwwwww….

 

Candy Hearts

Hey, we’ve seen this one on ‘Maury‘ before, haven’t we?

 

The good news you can blow off this year’s Hallmark holiday by bringing your friends to our Stupid Cupid Party at Friendly’s Tavern on Saturday, Feb. 15. It’s the day after Valentine’s Day so you don’t have to deal with any sappy couples flaunting their public displays of affection, which will make you sicker than any Valentine’s Day candy can. We’ll see you there!

By the way, if you want to make your own crazy candy hearts, you can make your own here.

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