Videos

I mean, why else would they have a series of videos that are all about a minute and a half long about food that is not immediately in front of me?

You deserve it.

"MITCHELL!!"

"Who the heck is Stephen Foster? Why do you think I should care?  Why am I cold? My hip hurts, why?"

I mean, I might even eat one of those disgusting banana things if this baby held it up to me.

I see one of these, I click. Simple enough.

They were sharp, they were fast, and they were vaguely Swedish.

You know what that means, it's YOU TUBE TIME.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I know there are a lot of people who would love to have my job right now.

"Logan Galczynski: Creeped Out By Dolls".