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Missouri Mom Offers to Pay For Friends For Her Son And The Internet Wholesomely Came Through
Donna saw from time to time that friends would say they could come by to hang out with him, but... a lot of times life happened, and they just flaked on him.
Missourian (Politely) Proves The Customer Is Not Always Right
It's a site comprised of reader submissions where they explain their nightmare interactions with the public. Think of all the worst Karens you've ever heard of, or shoppers who just refuse to read signs, people who holler at the cashier when their coupon is expired, you get it.
Harmlessly Get Back At An Ex (Or Anybody) With “Cry Me A Cockroach”
This year, for Valentine's Day, the San Antonio Zoo says the perfect gift for your loved one is a Madagascar hissing cockroach.
NOPE NOPE NOPE: Huge Mountain Lion Spotted About 90 Minutes From Sedalia
NOPE NOPE NOPE. NO, thank you. That straight up looks like it belongs in a zoo!
ICYMI: Fifteen of My Favorite Articles I’ve Written This Year
I decided to compile some of my favorites from this past year and list them all here with a few of whys and hows. I know fifteen might SOUND like a lot, but it's not in comparison to the rest of the year.
I Went On a ‘Paca Picnic’ And It Was Everything I Wanted It To Be
But yeah, 10/10 Would Get Spat On Again.
I Tried An Expensive And Elaborate Hair Product So You Don’t Have To
So anyway, they send you the stuff, but they also give you a little tutorial about how you should be using it. Apparently I have been applying the products in my hair incorrectly since, well, ever.
Young People, You Might Want To Learn From These Sedalians
Well, and sometimes... there's that guy you shouldn't have married.
Conspiracy, Scam, Cult, or Something Else: What is The Hope Valley Dream Survey?
Flyers for this have been seen in Utah, Oregon, San Francisco...and now Sedalia.