Internet

NOPE NOPE NOPE. NO, thank you. That straight up looks like it belongs in a zoo!

I decided to compile some of my favorites from this past year and list them all here with a few of whys and hows. I know fifteen might SOUND like a lot, but it's not in comparison to the rest of the year.

But yeah, 10/10 Would Get Spat On Again.

So anyway, they send you the stuff, but they also give you a little tutorial about how you should be using it. Apparently I have been applying the products in my hair incorrectly since, well, ever.

Well, and sometimes... there's that guy you shouldn't have married.

Flyers for this have been seen in Utah, Oregon, San Francisco...and now Sedalia.

You can now save $30 a month on internet if you qualify.

I know that having animals on campus could be a good thing. After all, some campuses in rural areas like to let goats on campus to eat grass and weeds, and some schools don't discourage cats in buildings to keep away pests.

Before, as long as I knew a package was coming within like, a week of when they said it was going to be there, that was good enough.

Steak Frites sounds good now, but you might not be in the mood to chop up thousands of potatoes when the night comes. And then the box/bag is just sitting in your fridge, waiting for you. Judging you.