Oregon Is Apparently Losing Their Collective Minds Again

You remember a while back I found this crazy commercial for Oregon tourism on YouTube. 

No? Take a look. It's practically an LSD trip (not that I would know what that's like).  And now, they're back at it again.

This time it isn't so much as trippy or psychedelic, it's more like an anime.

It starts with some whales in the sky for some reason.  And then there's a big turtle rock dude who gets to decide when the sun rises.  There are apparently a lot of creepy creatures living in Oregon, who like to put fire into more fire.  And apparently tree river dudes?

I don't know what a pack of running dogs has to do with Oregon, but... that's the thing. I don't know what ANY of this has to do with Oregon.  There's like, a yeti in a cafe with a little girl? Sky creatures?

I'm starting to think this is working on me, though.  I'm sure none of the things in this commercial are real or available in Oregon, but... I like the cut of their jib. I like the creativity.  Sure, it's strange.  But I'm weird, too.  Maybe Oregon is my spirit animal and I just never knew.

I don't want to meet the rock turtle guy, though.

Oregonily yours,

Behka