Internet

Did these people just... not experience that? Do they just believe everything they see on the internet? Are they just..... stupid? Are they really that lazy and contented to just... not click and see if it's real?

What do you think? Where would you go?

Well, to be fair, my Grandmother used to do all sorts of crafty stuff (she made rugs out of bubble gum wrappers, stuff like that), so I thought it would just....  come out of me. 

Well, that assumes you're not worrying in your sleep, you might be for all I know.

If they're not legit, you could BURN YOUR EYEBALLS OUT. It can cause permanent damage to your retinas.

I could be delusional, but I believe I'm a pretty tolerant person. It takes a lot to get me angry. That being said, I've had enough of the internet calling our Missouri towns "dumb". Enough is enough and I'll explain why they're not only rude, but they're inaccurate.

NJ always says I must be so tired or bored when I yawn, but... I'm not. So what's the deal?

Wow, isn't that an...interesting party tip. What are you supposed to do, start shouting "LOOK OVER HERE! Here, I'll do a little dance to distract you so you don't see how badly he's cutting that turkey!"

It's hard, because deep fakes and photo altering are very much a thing, but.... just stay safe out there.

So I thought, well, why not? I should try this out. So I thought, who needs to hear from Santa? Maybe NJ's Mom? NJ? My new baby grand nephew? Who knows?