spam

Figgy Pudding flavored Spam has arrived for the holidays.

Well too bad, scammer, today ain't your day.

I have a few email addresses, like a lot of us out there.  I think I have two personal ones, and two I use for work.

I ain't clickin' on nothin, I ain't callin' anybody back, and if the first thing your call says is "Don't hang up", I've already hung up before you finished that sentence.

There's one phrase you should use every time to rid yourself of a telemarketer.