Office

Can you imagine, me broadcasting from home on the couch, and Washington the cat just won't stop meowing?

And not just talking in your sleep.

Maybe I should take one for the team?

I'm just saying.

It could have something really gross in it.

Is it something to even bring up?

I really didn't think it was that bad. I mean, sure, there's a post it note here and there. Some extra pens.

Maybe we're just all filthy, disgusting pigs, shedding dead skill cell everywhere we go.

So apparently if you gave Dave in accounting a three-hole-punch last year, you NAILED it.

Please don't show me your toes.