Cell Phone

I'll get rid of that little red one so fast it'll make your fingers spin.

They don't always go along with it, but I try.

I can't get any video cameras/lamb skewers to make JK be less mad at me and increase my affinity level.

So many games, so little time.

Almost HALF of people are using a broken smart phone right now.

Mine's with me all the time, but am I on it?

Telephones. They're a great invention, essential for the modern world. Now if we could just get the modern world to use them POLITELY.

Photo bomb!

It's... got quirks.

A Flip Phone.