We've all found ourselves in a position where the truth simply wouldn't do.  Most of the time when we lie, it is a "white" lie.  But a lie none the less.  Which brings us to today's "Complete The Sentence" topic:

One lie I've told is.....

My contribution to get things started: No.  You're rear end doesn't look big in those pants.

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