Relocation?

I'd like to go ahead and apologize to all of my California friends. This is not meant to be a slam of those who call the Golden State home. However, there are a large number of west coasters who are moving to Missouri and I need to warn them that they're in for a big shock.

There are a lot of very valid reasons to not move anywhere you can think of. However, I now think I have heard the absolute dumbest reasons ever to not move to Missouri. You might want to sit down for this one.

Disney World almost had a home in Missouri, in the 1960's

Believe it or not, there have been talks of potentially finding a new home for the Chiefs instead of Arrowhead Stadium