Wow, isn't that an...interesting party tip. What are you supposed to do, start shouting "LOOK OVER HERE! Here, I'll do a little dance to distract you so you don't see how badly he's cutting that turkey!"
The county tried to bring them a little further into the modern era, but, and I'm just talkin' here, they failed pretty spectacularly, if I do say so myself.
It's one of the most historic structures in Missouri dating back more than 100 years and you shouldn't go there. Yes, it is the longest bridge in Missouri history, but don't even think of trying to drive over it.
There's a new study that is sending shockwaves (in a manner of speaking) through the geological world. It claims that Missouri is still feeling aftershocks from the historic New Madrid quakes in the early 1800's more than 200 years later.
There isn't a ton of personal information about Mord (other than the fact that his name is amazing), but he was one of the first vets in Sedalia,... ever.