I know some people probably have their reasons for not wanting a gift.... I guess you're gonna have to take the knowledge I've given and just... apply it to your situation.
And to be real, I'm sure some of you have dealt with this - if you have one of Those Husbands, you won't have a Christmas Gift under the tree unless YOU put it there.
My dad used to work as a door greeter at the Hannibal, Missouri Walmart, so I consider myself something of an expert of the trillions of strange things you can get there. Limiting it to just the strangest 7 is difficult.