Food

I don't want the hard working guy driving the Tuesday night shift, putting himself through school, judging me on my frumpy house pants, my frizzy unkempt hair, and my "stayin at home" shirt from 1998.

Who thought putting these two things together would be an amazing idea? This had to have been a dare. Some teenager playing video games in their basement dared their other stupid friend to do this.

This is the first time there's been an actual bakery in Sedalia since the late seventies or early eighties.

What you can or cannot feed your dogs this Thanksgiving.

Either way, please take pity on me and buy my dessert. It might not look great and it might be a bit messy but I promise it's TASTY. I promise.

Well. Now I'm hungry.

What do you like to do to try to reign in the gluttony? Or, are you not even going to try and just go full ham? What's going to be on your Thanksgiving table this year?

There's a big one coming up in November, too, at the Child Safe Celebrity Dessert Auction. It's on November 23rd, and Child Safe is looking for donations for the event.

And yes, 3:00 p.m. is a late lunch, not an EXTREMELY EARLY DINNER, because I am not a little old lady that gets her dinner with the early bird special.

Seriously, I don't know what it is with me and those drinks from Kona Ice but I spill them all over myself like, every time.