Being fashionable isn't something I'm known for.  Quite the opposite I'm afraid. I DO read about people that know something on the subject. And guys, we are turning women off with our dress code.  So this one is for the ladies. Today's "Complete the Sentence:"

The biggest fashion crime men commit in the summer is...

Here are a few to get the ball rolling:

It seems that keeping our feet comfortable is an issue.  At least when it comes to "mandals." Those are defined as the leather, clunky sandals that men wear.  Women think they're ugly.  It has also been brought to my attention that men don't get pedicures and women notice.  I've never had one, but then again, I don't wear "mandals" or any other type of flip flop/sandal.  So I guess it doesn't matter.

Farmer's tans are a turn off as well.  Our arms and face/neck are tan but nothing else is.  But we're MEN.  I'm only outside to mow the lawn or play golf.  Mowing the lawn doesn't take enough time to get a good tan going, and one keeps their shirt on when playing golf.  And I'm not a tanning booth or laying out just to get a tan kind of guy.  So....GUILTY AS CHARGED.

Then comes the one I think we can all agree on.  Nobody is out to win the Olympic time trials in swimming.  Nor is anyone attempting the "triple lindey" like Rodney Dangerfield in "Back To Schoo.l.  So we should never EVER see anyone in public wearing a speedo.  It is just wrong.

I'm sure there are more.  Comment below and click share!