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"Nope, nope, nope. You're raising a brat there.  They eat what they're given or they go hungry.  I would never have done that with the girls, never!"

It's fascinating to watch, but I can't really explain WHY.

This is exactly the kind of weird stuff I would do to try to embarrass my children and make them roll their eyes at me.

I know it happens every day, we just don't see it as much as we would like to.

I think collectively we were just all exhausted. So let's recharge our emotional batteries.

And lo, Stroopwafflin commenced.

"Sure. Plenty of. them. Larger than. this!"

I don't know why I thought this, but I thought he was always saying "Lecter wasn't coming". Why Lecter?

I guess I thought I had seen/heard it all when it came to Scott Joplin's music.

"Yeah, I cried! SO WHAT?!"