Junk

Look, it's a big clock, okay? It's hard to find the nail to hang it up just right.

Why do I have four aprons?

There are TONS of useless things in your house, and they're only there because you're too disorganized to start cleaning.  Like:  Extra buttons for clothes you don't own, old collections of holiday cards, your stash of plastic grocery bags, your calendar from last year, and your stacks of old magazines.

Or maybe I do, maybe my strange mind needs to see this kind of stuff to be "creative".