Holy freakin’ cow — that is basically the only practical response to tonight’s late-breaking news. Jeff Goldblum is officially returning to the land of the dinosaurs to reprise his iconic role as Dr. Ian Malcolm in the upcoming Jurassic World sequel. Will he remove his shirt? Will he deliver the signature goofy laugh that spawned one of the greatest YouTube remixes of all time? Will he be bringing any of his former co-stars (like Laura Dern, who recently expressed an interest) with him? We have, uh, so many questions.
THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING! THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING!
Considering how the election's going, I'm not entirely sure it would be a bad thing if we just got Independence Day-ed. Yep. That's a verb now.
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