Walmart Will Be Closed on Thanksgiving
Buried in an announcement of special cash bonuses many Walmart workers will be receiving is news that the company will be closing their stores on Thanksgiving.
Holidays
I Might Try To Make It To Midnight This New Year’s Eve
This year I think I'll try, because, well. You know why.
Fruitcake Isn’t As Bad As Our Jokes Make It Out To Be
I joke gifted some mac and cheese candy canes, those might be just a tad worse.
Countdown To Christmas (In Song), If That’s Okay
Just say "Thanks" and move on, JANET.
An Egg Nog Recipe Fit for a President
Looking for an egg nog recipe? I found one fit for a president courtesy of the Eisenhower Presidential Library.
Dudes, Please Don’t Buy Your Lady These Gifts For Christmas
Who the heck is buying their lady windshield wipers for Christmas?
What Would You Do If You Got an Extra Paycheck as a Holiday Bonus?
It was just a gift certificate, but it was nice.