Etiquette

I'm probably not the person to be lecturing other people on etiquette. Yes, I was born and raised in Missouri and that's part of the problem. There's a good reason why people like me should never ever talk on the phone while shopping in a store and there's a bigger problem than just manners.

Did you know there's an honor system about do's and don'ts of how and when you wear cowboy hats? Best to know the rules first before you start tossing one on your head.

If you want the bread on top of the noodles, you gotta pay attention.