Animals

Again, gross. But I digress.

Ash, Candace, Rudy, Ned, Jessica, Porcelain, Jimin... explain, please.

Maybe one day I will accept that they do not, in fact, understand English. But today is not that day.

But I remember them coming and getting a snake from my Grandma's basement toilet once, so I'm hoping they might come.

Quit playing with your food and play with this toy I bought you!

Someone Stole Hay. That's correct.

The story of Jim the Wonder Dog is just.... amazing!

Sure, I may have an advantage, but Bambi might have a grudge.

I appreciate you probably don't speak English, you probably don't read, and your internet connection is very likely slow or non existent.

I was 100% sure it was going to bite off a toe or give me rabies or some other horrible disease.