Guys, I'm sure you've heard us talking about the Tropical Nights: Boots in the Sand event. This is huge. It's a thing where you can get away from it all in the sunnier, warmer climes of Riviera Maya.
I'm sadly one of the jerks who can't go. But here's the thing: I'm mad about it. I'm hoppin' mad. I'm madder than a wet hen. Or, maybe just really, really jealous of those of you who can or could go. Here's five reasons why I hate everything and pine for the Riviera Maya.