Sleep

How do you battle sleep inertia? Or do you even have to deal with it? What gets you going in the morning?

Now keep in mind this is a process, and it's only how I do things.

You can get bean type pillows, adjustable filling pillows, memory foam pillows, pillows that guarantee you're always cool, pillows that you're supposed to cuddle with your whole body, all kinds.

Does the side of the bed that you sleep on affect your personality?

Husbando is a human furnace and is always warm, so it can be a challenge.

It's happened to me, where I THINK I hear something, but nothing's there. It's all in my messed up little head.

So if you see some weirdo in a Corolla singing loudly at the intersection of 16th and Grand, cut me some slack. I'm doing it for SCIENCE.

Weighted blankets have recently skyrocketed in popularity and it’s really not surprising (2020, anyone?). These heavier-than-usual blankets are known to transform sleep habits and ease anxiety thanks to an inherent “feels just like a hug” magic and, let’s be frank, who couldn’t use an extra hug these days?

I don't think I've ever actually been IN a horse barn in my life.

It didn't occur to me that that wasn't normal until college, when everybody went to bed just whenever.