And you're learning a skill that is going to be heckin useful until the end of your days. Don't believe me? Let's go into the theater of your mind, shall we? A journey into a wondrous land of imagination.
Not exactly "party animal" material, you dig. BUT, maybe I can be motivated for a good cause? A really good cause, even! So what the heck am I blathering on about? The 5th Annual Lion's Club Pub Crawl!