Mystery Science Theater 3000

Just say "Thanks" and move on, JANET.

Alright, a gold friggin’ star to the person who thought of this one. With the new season of Mystery Science Theater 3000 hitting Netflix today, most of the conversation has been dominated by lifelong fans of the show  —  fans like myself  —  who are some combination of excited and apprehensive about the return of their favorite television series. But what about the next generation of MST3K fans? How does Netflix introduce them to their service? Why, by riffing on another Netflix property that everyone already knows and loves, of course!

Kids, it's Christmas Eve.  And while I may not be the biggest celebrator on earth, and I am certainly not that kind that will either insist that you say "Happy Holidays" or "Merry Christmas."  I can say this: I like it all.