Kitchen

Look, it's a big clock, okay? It's hard to find the nail to hang it up just right.

Kitchen towels are dirtier than we think and need to be washed or changed more often than many of us do. Experts say towels should be changed anywhere from daily to once a week.

When was the last thing you found in your house that you forgot you had?  Did you end up using it?

Once I went fresh cracked, I never went back.

It was so salty it was like a savage 11 year old roasted me on Twitter.

So, I fished the box out of the trash agaaaain, and saw that I missed a crucial step.

It's a coffee mug manufacturing conspiracy.

Can you detect the sarcasm? 'Cos it's there.

One pimento olive.

Now I'm going to go have a mild food related freak out, thank you.