This might be one of the ultimate quick Missouri day trips for nostalgic pizza lovers. There exists a Pizza Hut museum that is just a hop, skip and a jump from Missouri that's an easy day trip.
I predict this will turn into a dumpster fire of political comments, but that's certainly not the way I intend it. It's a true story about how many in Missouri are concerned about a secure border - not from Mexico, but Kansas.
There's good news and bad news. The bad news is the end of days may be almost upon us. The good news is you can survive in missile silos near Missouri that have been converted into elaborate luxurious doomsday condos.
I am a little afraid to share this news for fear that the narcissists that surround Missouri will come find me, but I'll be brave. There is new science and data that claims Missouri is literally surrounded by narcissists. Brace yourself for the truth.
I am not a political person, so sharing this news will be quite a challenge. I've learned that one of America's most conservative cities is in Missouri. Well, it's sort of in Missouri. OK, so that means I'll have two challenges in front of me.