Husbando

I could almost see him drawing up divorce papers in his mind....

Options, options....

I got stung by a bee on the finger as a child, never again.

Don't get me wrong.  This is coming from a place of love.

After all, if you can't make fun of the ones you love, what can you do?

How can one person own so many hats?

Why would you ever turn down bacon bits?

But, I don't get it! Oranges are sweet! Apples are sweet! Sure, they're not as sweet as an oatmeal or sugar cookie, but they're better for you!

I can't believe I was just a philistine before Husbando taught me to do this.

Maybe he's subconsciously trying to tell me what to make on my night.