They buzz past my ears. Fly into my eyes. Land on my glasses. I'm talking gnats. One even flew into my mouth. Is it just me or are they really bad right now?
Listen, don't read this while you're eating. Come back when you've finished though. It's just that reading about parboiling insects might have a negative effect on your appetite. See, the 17-year cicadas have already started to emerge from the ground, and there are going to be billions of them. BILLIONS. So, you may as well eat some, right?