Bath

Yes, hygiene is important, but so is itchiness.

Imagine the expression on the Warrensburg officer's face when he or she was asked to respond to a opossum taking a bath without permission in a resident's home.

Some people shower every day, all year round, no exceptions.  We call those people liars.  KIDDING, I'm just kidding.  Anyway.

There's no sense in denying cats can be a little sassy from time to time, simply because they're not afraid to make it totally obvious they hate something. Costumes? Check. Reindeer antlers? Double check. Their 'tude doesn't make them any less adorable, though! It's sort of charming, actually.