As you get older you accumulate jokes for special times of the year. Your "memory rolodex" keeps tab of those special puns that you can bring up at those special moments to make everyone's laugh a little brighter.

So here's a couple of Halloween jokes that I've accumulated through the years. Now remember, I didn't say they were the funniest ones but ones that fit into the occasion.

  • Why don’t Ghosts like to go out in the rain on Halloween? They’re afraid it will dampen their spirits!  
  • Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
  • Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.

Now you need to share your favorite Halloween joke/s with us…I might even come up with a prize for the best of the best.

Now try to keep the jokes and/or riddles somewhat PG and or R rated. We may have some of the kids participating and I don’t want to send them running away from the computer asking their mom and dads questions about Frankenstein’s anatomy. I’ll look over them, pick out what I think is the best joke/jokes and/or riddles, and award you with a bag of Halloween candy.

Now, by the time we get our winner, the candy may outdated and it might be the stuff that you usually find on the bottom of the bargain bin, but I guarantee before sell date freshness!!! 

Let’s see how many responses we get and how many jokesters will get a bag of scary treats from the KIX Start Morning Show.

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