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Lost & Found: You Know What’s Funky? Verbs!
The classic American writer Mark Twain once said, “The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”
Lost & Found: A Look Back at ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic’s Humble Yet Awesome Beginnings
A young "Weird Al" Yankovic, playing accordion barefoot in quilted velvet pants and a frizzy ball of hair, looked positively hip next to square extraordinaire Tom Snyder.
The Geniuses Behind RiffTrax Talk Bad Movies and the Possibility of an MST3K Reboot
Not many people can say, "It's really, like, one of the worst things we've ever done" in reference to something they're proud of.
Lost & Found: You Can Flick Your Bic at the Drive-In
This commercial is confusing on so many levels, choosing where to begin is almost impossible.
Watch the Triumphant Return of Banecat
Back in March, Banecat revealed himself to an unsuspecting world.
Lost & Found: A Little Twist in the War on Drugs
Does this mean that the Reagan administration filled the White House with bong-fueled parties during the '80s?
5 Most Amazing Celebrity Conspiracy Theories
Thanks to the Internet -- as well as "public figures" like Glenn Beck, Alex Jones and David Eick -- conspiracy theories have become a part of mainstream pop culture.
Morgan Freeman Huffs Helium for Our Amusement
Legendary film star Morgan Freeman has taken on too many iconic roles to count.
What If Wes Anderson Had Directed ‘Forrest Gump’?
Wes Anderson's movies are known as much for their charming visual settings as they are for their deceptively deep storytelling.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Big-Ass Tank Crush Everything in Their Way
'Twins' star, and former leader of the eighth largest economy in the world, Arnold Schwarzenegger just released a video in which he believably emotes for the first time in his illustrious career.