The rodeo is back in Sedalia once again this weekend! I went to the bullriding last week and had an amazing time. It's a really fun, great atmosphere, and I noticed there's a certain kind of "rodeo culture."

With that, I present to you the "Top 10 Things You Should Never, Ever Say at a Rodeo." Seriously, don't. You might get beat up.

  1. "Why are we praying? There's no God!"
  2. "American soldiers are really overpaid."
  3. "I think Obamacare is working really well."
  4. "I'm really tired of all this country music, how about some Justin Bieber?"
  5. "This is cruel to the animals! We should get PETA in here!"
  6. "Cowboy hats are so ugly."
  7. "Who's Waylon Jennings?"
  8. "Guns are so dangerous, we really need to restrict access to them."
  9. "Trucks are such a waste of gas. A Prius is the way to go!"
  10. "This is too violent and inappropriate for children!"

This Friday and Saturday (Feb. 21-22), you can check out all the action at the Mathewson Center on the Missouri State Fairgrounds. Doors open at 6:30 for the western trade show, and the fun begins at 8:00 p.m.