Merry Christmas – If That’s Okay
Kids, it's Christmas Eve. And while I may not be the biggest celebrator on earth, and I am certainly not that kind that will either insist that you say "Happy Holidays" or "Merry Christmas." I can say this: I like it all.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is one of my favorite TV shows ever. They did a song for one of their Christmas episodes back in the day that was very clever and amusing and also pretty darn true.
So, Happy Whatever.