Kids, it's Christmas Eve.  And while I may not be the biggest celebrator on earth, and I am certainly not that kind that will either insist that you say "Happy Holidays" or "Merry Christmas."  I can say this: I like it all. 

Mystery Science Theater 3000 is one of my favorite TV shows ever.  They did a song for one of their Christmas episodes back in the day that was very clever and amusing and also pretty darn true.

So, Happy Whatever.