There's no need to panic. Really. Yes, the upcoming total solar eclipse that will cross much of Missouri is historic, but there's a very practical reason why many in the state are suddenly stockpiling food supplies before it happens.
When you have a name like mine, you normally don't make fun of other people or place's names. In this case, I will make an exception as there are 7 Missouri towns that have names that are so bizarre it's hard to believe they are really town names.
Boy, do I hope this forecast is correct. No, I'm not talking about weather either. I'm referring to a new article that claims Missouri is most likely next in line to get a famous In-N-Out Burger location. The reason they give actually makes a lot of sense, too.
If you're paranoid about the upcoming total solar eclipse and the world situation in general, you might want to look the other way. I've come across evidence that elites are hiding in a survival condo in the Kansas City, Missouri area, but there are also lots of reasons I wouldn't worry too much if I were you.
I may never go camping near the Missouri River again after some stories have been shared about huge arachnids that apparently also call that area home. Several Missouri fishermen swear it's not an exaggeration or far-fetched tale, but what they really saw with their own eyes.
This concept might be funny to you, but keep in mind no one has yet proved the legend to be wrong. There are many who theorize that the historic mounds near Cahokia, Illinois contain the remains of giants and there is some history to back their beliefs.
The last time I checked, plants were not allowed to explode. That's one reason why I'm highly concerned about a report that says Missouri is being invaded by an invasive plant that's being described as a "time bomb".
This makes me wonder what the super-rich might know that the rest of us don't - yet. Why are many affluent individuals building and buying doomsday bunkers under Missouri? Is there something about to happen that they're worried about or am I just paranoid - or both?