This Dad has found the solution to his kid's lunch issue. The kids demand sammitches with no crusts.... but then what? You can't just waste the crusts by throwing them out and letting the kids win, right?
The good news is, your cats probably aren't lying around depressed when you leave them home alone all day. The bad news is, they might not MISS you either.
Take it as you will. You can use it, or, if your teenagers want to color their hair, you can read over this first and see if it's worth it in your household.