5 Things I Did Instead Of Watching The Royal Wedding
Don't get me wrong. I like weddings. And weddings with lots of royalty in them are nice. I mean, Megan Markle is really pretty. Husbando really liked her on "Suits". And if I could, sure, I would have invited Oprah to my wedding, too. Why not? I bet she'd get you a KILLER wedding gift. But no, I didn't watch it. Instead, here are some of the things I did.
1. Crossword Puzzles.
Yes, I am a little old lady. I like them! Every now and then I'll just get an urge to do a crossword puzzle. And I don't like to suppress those urges. It was nice. I was on the couch, birds are chirping outside, the rain is gently coming down... and I was thinking five letter words for "aromatic wood".
2. Painted My Fingernails Purple.
I like purple! It's something Prince and I have in common. This is a really dark purple, too, so it's a change from the norm. Risque!
3. Had Lunch At Little Big Horn With My Dad.
It's always nice to spend a little one on one time with dear old Dad. And we had some tasty foods! My Dad is the best, you guys. Everybody likes him. He's fun to hang out with, even if it was raining.
4. Did The Dishes.
This is normally Husbando's job. But, he was out of town for the day hitting people with sticks. I decided not to make him do more work once he got home from being hit by people with sticks, as well as hitting people with sticks.
5. Napped With This One.
Figgy is a great cuddle buddy. She has super soft fur, and she doesn't dig too much into ya with her little claws. Look at that face! Would you deny a nap to that face? Of course you wouldn't.
So, there you have it. That's what I did instead of watching rich people get married in front of other rich people. What did you do? Did you watch the wedding? What did you think?